The Devil And The Fiddler

The fiddler machine keeps on rolling down that hill.  As the farmers begin harvesting their crops and young children devour their freedom; the monopolies start manipulating our souls.  The time for heart and reasoning is blanketed by the drug of music. 

Roll up, roll up and let us enter the Mean fiddler world.

1. You will enjoy our industry cool music (NME) otherwise you will look like a muppet amongst friends.

2. You shall have as much fun as our rules permit

3. No fires allowed unless planned on our timetable.

4. Please don't encourage our ground staff to smile as we enjoy poverty and hard labour.

5. We do not encourage the consumption of healthy affordable food due to our accountant's advice.

6. All alcohol is banned apart from ours.

7. Drugs are banned as Mean Fiddler reserves the only right to manipulate and control our customers.

8. We encourage people to soak up the delights of our sponsors and purchase their affordable but useful range of goods.

9. To protect our own pockets all people are searched for alcohol before entering the festival.

10. Our procedures are tried an tested in may famous places like (North Korea and Burma).

© Miwsig